"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
10/20/2014 at 20:39 • Filed to: None
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"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
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One would look pretty cool in my apartment. Looked it up on Craigslist and 3/4's of the results were actual Red Bulls. I sometimes forget I'm in farming country...
WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 20:43 |
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What a load of bull.
ly2v8-Brian
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 20:51 |
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Those are pretty fresh steaks.
PS9
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 20:52 |
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I guess you'll have to measure the value of the fridge against an actual bull.
Fridge
Pros: Keeps your stuff cold
Cons: Cannot provide you with 6 months worth of fresh meat, not really capable of companionship, animals are your friend.
Bull
Pros: Will keep you mega super warm at night, you can probably ditch the heater (at least for this winter) a friend to keep you company, only eats straw
Cons: Where the fuck are you gonna keep a bull in your place? Cowpies (nuff said), parasites, may gore you during a bull sleep-hearding incidence, a girlfriend will probably not like to share a bed with your Bull leading to less sexy time and more relationship tensions. Could get you evicted. Parents may not approve of your bull-positive lifestyle.
Frank Grimes
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 20:52 |
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Why not make your own. Crappy mini fridge+cut a hole in door add lexan+red bull logos =DIY redbull fridge.
Anon
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 20:58 |
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That being said if you want to start a ranch you're set!
interrogator-chaplain
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/20/2014 at 21:06 |
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HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
So you're telling me with the savings I have built up, I could guy at least 6 cows?!
Abarth 500, you just got yourself some competition!
JBurd67
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/21/2014 at 17:38 |
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Thanks... now you got me wanting to buy a $150 Red Bull fridge.